Freaky Friday

(1) Flipping cheese in Kaye's Dr. Pepper
(2) Not being able to crank vehicle because it is in drive
(3) Trying to roll down window with wrong button, repeatedly
(4) Telling my kid, every time he says he wants to miss school, "Quit. Get your GED and get a J.O.B." This response has really cut down on the can I stay home question.