A man dies and goes to heaven. As he meets St. Peter, he notices a wall of clocks behind him. The man asks what they are all for. St. Peter says: "They are lie clocks. Whenever anyone tells a lie the hands on their clock moves forward. Here is Mother Teresa's. The hands on her clock have never moved indicating that she never told a lie. This one belongs to Abraham Lincoln. His hands moved twice, so he told two lies in his life." The tour continues with the man taking it all in. He finally asks, "Where is Obama's clock"? St. Peter says, "Oh, his is in God's office. He's using it for a ceiling fan".
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